Wait, North Korea Wants to do What…?

Yep, folks. I did say North Korea. After a failed attempt to launch a missile/ rocket into our atmosphere for economic reasons, they’re interrupted cable TV to make an announcement. Officials say that they are preparing to launch an attack on their southern sister, South Korea. Makes sense, right? They also said that “they will reduce all the rat-like groups and the bases for provocations to ashes in three or four minutes, in much shorter time, by unprecedented peculiar means and methods of our own style.” This doesn’t sound like a good idea. The United States Army has an estimated 30,000 troops stationed in South Korea. Most analysts say that North Korea won’t do anything at this point, but who knows?